Would that I could have been there . . .

They're interviewing Tom Russell on Sirius 63 at the moment. He just said that he played the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Would that I could have been there.

I spent about three days at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August, 2001. I had never been to (and haven't been to since) a performing arts festival, so I have no basis for comparison in that sense, but it was one of the most fun experiences I ever had. It was wall-to-wall plays, musicals, stand up performances and one-man shows.

I was in Edinburgh with a friend, but her plan was to see the sights during the day and see shows at night. The draw of the stage was too much for me, though. I didn't see a single castle or museum while in Edinburgh. I can't recall what all I saw, but I can remember some. Margaret Cho when she still did comedy. Emo Phillips. A play that the fliers described as "Tarrantinoesque," and which, I suppose was, at least to the same extent that all those movies in the late nineties were. A guy who did a multiple character one-man show with his head sticking out of the top of a box, that he'd pull his head back into from time to time to do a wig-change. A musical about the British equivalent of a high school, with half a dozen or so English college students in school-girl uniforms. That's just what I can remember fairly clearly. There was quite a bit more.

The weather was gray, cool and occaisonally rainy, which somehow seems appropriate to a performing arts festival. The notion of stepping from cool, cloudy conditions across a threshhold into a theater warm with body heat, the stage as bright as the sky was not, is so perfect that I'm not sure I trust my memory.

Every August since 2001 I've wished I was in Edinburgh. Like I said, I don't have sufficient basis for comparison to say that the Fringe is really the top of the heap when it comes to performing arts festivals, but I'm not sure anything could ever compare to the first I ever attended.

Take a step back, there Tim . . .

I heard Tim McGraw's new song, "I Need You" (featuring Faith Hill!) this evening. In it he sings:
"I wanna drink that shot of whiskey.
I wanna smoke that cigarette.
I wanna smell that sweet addiction on my breath.
I wanna ride across West Virginia in the back seat of a Cadillac.
You know some cowboys like me go out like that."

Some cowboys like me? Forget that cigarette, Tim. You've apparently been smoking something a little stronger. I mean to compare oneself to Hank Williams is a ballsy maneuver. But Tim doesn't have time for half measures. He's not saying that Tim is like Hank, he's saying Hank is like Tim.